thearab

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:59:40 GMT

My mom got me Puff's plus with lotion. After three days of using toilet paper, I feel like I'm blowing my nose into a fluffy white cloud.

obviously I'm a little bored. Very soon I will once again be unleashed upon the world. So let's hang out.

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:30:29 GMT

I am so sick of being sick. Tomorrow, I'm eating a clove of garlic to get better. Incidentally, it will also take care of my vampire problems.

what.

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:13:06 GMT

hit this shit

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:30:00 GMT

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/masterpiece/austen/menofausten.html

so hilarious

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:48:38 GMT

Daisy is weather ready y'all

It's not animal cruelty when the results are just so cute, is it?

Wed, 23 May 2007 20:45:41 GMT

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/dog_breeders_issue_massive_recall?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:20:51 GMT

i am tired and docile. what. the. fuck.

our room is nice. has its ups and downs.

Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:01:52 GMT

anybody seen my ti-89? jen, did i leave it in your room (please say i did...)

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 04:06:54 GMT

My UW advising session is on June 29th. they didn't have any room on the 22nd. Anybody else have that day too?

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 00:09:53 GMT

did someone call me, ask my mom for me, and then hang up once i got there? well, i know someone did, but who?

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 03:28:30 GMT

So i really will do anything to avoid doing gov hw.

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 21:32:54 GMT

My problem is that I always overestimate people and they always let me down.

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 01:09:18 GMT

There's really nothing to say. Let's not be negative, shall we?

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 04:08:51 GMT

Hey look! I thought this pertains more today than it did back in March, so I'm posting it again...

Washington State College & University Directory.

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This directory is designed to help people who have not decided on which institution to attend.
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CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY
Ever have the fascination of living in a small community with a bunch of people who are all related? Do you like the rodeo? Have you ever wanted to wear tight jeans with little circles worn into the back pockets and a belt with a buckle the size of your head? When you graduate do you want to pursue a career in owning a tire dump, working fast food, or 7-11 hot cheese dispenser repair?
Come to Central.
EASTERN WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY
Did you do poorly on your SAT? Are you a football player who couldn't play division 1A & still have the dream of making it to the NFL? Do you want the same education of a two year community college rolled into four?
Come to Eastern.

THE EVERGREEN STATE COLLEGE- yeah, possibly here. but then most of the appeal is living w/ my sister
Ever think communism was a good idea? Do you like eating tofu & dating women with hairy legs? Ever think of joining a radical leftist group? Do you still live in the sixties? Did you hate getting grades in school? Does the idea of unemployment interest you?
Come to TESC.

GONZAGA UNIVERSITY
Are you catholic and are being pressured by church and parents to go to a catholic school? Do you want to stay in Washington? If this is true you have to go to Gonzaga or you will have sinned. We are not Notre Dame but hey, we are your only option in this state.

PACIFIC LUTHEREN UNIVERSITY
Do your parents hate the idea of you attending a state university & you can't get accepted to any good private schools out of state? Do you like high school football? Do you hate having a social life?
Come to PLU.

ST. MARTINS UNIVERSITY
Have you ever wanted to live in a city that is just a bunch of crappy strip malls? Did you get rejected by Central & Eastern? Ever dream of playing college basketball but you suck? Do you like making fun of goofy monks who have devoted their lives to guarding a cemetery?
Come to St. Martins.

SEATTLE UNIVERSITY
Did you not get accepted into the University of Washington? Do you still want to go to college in Seattle? Do you want to go to a school that gives you the education of a public school for the same price as a private school?
Come to Seattle U.

SEATTLE PACIFIC UNIVERSITY
Do you want to impress your friends and go to a university that no one has heard of? Want to go to a college that is smaller than your high school? Do you want to know everyone in the school on the first day of class?
Come to SPU.

UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON - in the bag.
Do you like people? Do you like lots of people? Does the prospects of having lots of people in your classes sound like fun? How about even more people in your classes? Did you not get accepted into MIT (katherine, that will NOT be you!) or Harvard and are pissed at the world & want to go to a public university that has a false image of a world class Institute? Do you want to be a doctor and major in pre-med in a school with a first class med school that doesn't accept any undergraduates from the same school?
Come to Washington.

UNIVERSITY OF PUGET SOUND
Do you have lots of money? Do you have so much money that you do not know what do with it? If this is true come to UPS and we will help solve these problems.

WALLA WALLA COLLEGE
Do you like the small town life? I mean real small. Do you want to go to a school that is worse than the local community college?
Come to Walla Walla.

WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY
Want to major in agriculture? Do you like cheese? Ever want to drink a lot of cheap beer? Do you like passing out? Do you want to go a university located close to another university with people just as unemployable as you?
Come to WAZZU.

WESTERN WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY
Do you want to be a teacher? Did you like high school? How about another five or six years of it?
Come to Western.

WHITMAN COLLEGE - haha, i'm totally applying here too. if i can get my act together
Do you have the grades to get into almost any university in the country? Do you want to go to a school full of people like this in a town so pathetic that you are forced to hangout with them? Do you lack a social life & want to come to a place with people so unsociable you immediately become social?
Come to Whitman.

WHITWORTH COLLEGE
Do you like to pray? Do you wish you could attend church more than one day a week? How about church every day? How about twice per day?
Come to Whitworth.

Wed, 24 Nov 2004 21:17:05 GMT

I love the wind.

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 05:53:16 GMT

There are things I wish I could undo and things I wish I had followed through with. I want a redo.

Sat, 06 Nov 2004 23:13:05 GMT

Cleo's at the house visiting!!! And I got a cell phone...for "emergencies."

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 06:13:53 GMT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 03:56:33 GMT

Homework is impossible. I am addicted to election TV. Nerves!!

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 01:33:50 GMT

This week:
-Gross, physics, but done
-Election!!pleasepleasepleaseKerrywin
-Carrie Leaves/Heart BREAKS!
-The O.C.
-Kicking the Project Plan in the arse!
-The completion of the only full week in November

Fri, 22 Oct 2004 01:34:17 GMT

Nobody rains on my parade and escapes without typhoid!

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 02:55:03 GMT

I just watched the best episode of King of the Hill. Where Bill goes back to his Cajun relatives. And it was SO FUNNY. Best quotes ever:

"This muggy November weather has given me the horribles"
"I always figured your family lived in a tar paper shack"
"This is velvet, not velveteen. A gentleman must know the difference"
"Dinner, like youth, will be served"
"I need a window seat because, like a flower, I am wilting"

Um, maybe I need to stop watching so much TV...

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 05:16:31 GMT

Note to self: Do NOT fuck up your last year.

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 22:56:41 GMT

I really like driving stick. it's just way more entertaining than automatic. and it forces you to pay attention more so that you don't start driving with one eye closed, or steering with one finger for as long as possible, or breaking to the beat of the music you have on...i really want a car. My life holds few thrills.

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 01:38:50 GMT

Anybody want to go see the movie Garden State with me?

Also, carrie, lauren, sara, subi, anybody else - if you want to come over w/ sara and stephanie, you totally can.