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It's not animal cruelty when the results are just so cute, is it?
our room is nice. has its ups and downs.
Washington State College & University Directory.
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This directory is designed to help people who have not decided on which institution to attend.
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CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY
Ever have the fascination of living in a small community with a bunch of people who are all related? Do you like the rodeo? Have you ever wanted to wear tight jeans with little circles worn into the back pockets and a belt with a buckle the size of your head? When you graduate do you want to pursue a career in owning a tire dump, working fast food, or 7-11 hot cheese dispenser repair?
Come to Central.
EASTERN WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY
Did you do poorly on your SAT? Are you a football player who couldn't play division 1A & still have the dream of making it to the NFL? Do you want the same education of a two year community college rolled into four?
Come to Eastern.
THE EVERGREEN STATE COLLEGE- yeah, possibly here. but then most of the appeal is living w/ my sister
Ever think communism was a good idea? Do you like eating tofu & dating women with hairy legs? Ever think of joining a radical leftist group? Do you still live in the sixties? Did you hate getting grades in school? Does the idea of unemployment interest you?
Come to TESC.
GONZAGA UNIVERSITY
Are you catholic and are being pressured by church and parents to go to a catholic school? Do you want to stay in Washington? If this is true you have to go to Gonzaga or you will have sinned. We are not Notre Dame but hey, we are your only option in this state.
PACIFIC LUTHEREN UNIVERSITY
Do your parents hate the idea of you attending a state university & you can't get accepted to any good private schools out of state? Do you like high school football? Do you hate having a social life?
Come to PLU.
ST. MARTINS UNIVERSITY
Have you ever wanted to live in a city that is just a bunch of crappy strip malls? Did you get rejected by Central & Eastern? Ever dream of playing college basketball but you suck? Do you like making fun of goofy monks who have devoted their lives to guarding a cemetery?
Come to St. Martins.
SEATTLE UNIVERSITY
Did you not get accepted into the University of Washington? Do you still want to go to college in Seattle? Do you want to go to a school that gives you the education of a public school for the same price as a private school?
Come to Seattle U.
SEATTLE PACIFIC UNIVERSITY
Do you want to impress your friends and go to a university that no one has heard of? Want to go to a college that is smaller than your high school? Do you want to know everyone in the school on the first day of class?
Come to SPU.
UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON - in the bag.
Do you like people? Do you like lots of people? Does the prospects of having lots of people in your classes sound like fun? How about even more people in your classes? Did you not get accepted into MIT (katherine, that will NOT be you!) or Harvard and are pissed at the world & want to go to a public university that has a false image of a world class Institute? Do you want to be a doctor and major in pre-med in a school with a first class med school that doesn't accept any undergraduates from the same school?
Come to Washington.
UNIVERSITY OF PUGET SOUND
Do you have lots of money? Do you have so much money that you do not know what do with it? If this is true come to UPS and we will help solve these problems.
WALLA WALLA COLLEGE
Do you like the small town life? I mean real small. Do you want to go to a school that is worse than the local community college?
Come to Walla Walla.
WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY
Want to major in agriculture? Do you like cheese? Ever want to drink a lot of cheap beer? Do you like passing out? Do you want to go a university located close to another university with people just as unemployable as you?
Come to WAZZU.
WESTERN WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY
Do you want to be a teacher? Did you like high school? How about another five or six years of it?
Come to Western.
WHITMAN COLLEGE - haha, i'm totally applying here too. if i can get my act together
Do you have the grades to get into almost any university in the country? Do you want to go to a school full of people like this in a town so pathetic that you are forced to hangout with them? Do you lack a social life & want to come to a place with people so unsociable you immediately become social?
Come to Whitman.
WHITWORTH COLLEGE
Do you like to pray? Do you wish you could attend church more than one day a week? How about church every day? How about twice per day?
Come to Whitworth.
-Gross, physics, but done
-Election!!pleasepleasepleaseKerrywin
-Carrie Leaves/Heart BREAKS!
-The O.C.
-Kicking the Project Plan in the arse!
-The completion of the only full week in November
